SLA Industries: Cannibal Heart

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I thought Hal was in there already, but apparently not. He is now.
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I'm up for it, but I am super busy right now so may be able to devote full time (also I may have forgotten how to 1. SLA, and 2. Dirk). Also need to update my sheet.
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I know you're busy so it's your call. I know both how to SLA and Dirk (lots of mincing, likes crimplene) so I can auto-Dirk when needed if you want to join in, but it's not big deal if you'd rather step out until your routine's a bit more normal.
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Eraser wrote:I wus hopin that a Cannibal Secta run wuld be a Black, suppose a green'll do fer now
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Re: SLA Industries: Cannibal Heart

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Just waiting for the new characters to carry on on. I think they're pretty much done. And yeah, Cannibal Sector BPNs frequently are Blacks, but if you get a Black off me it will be exactly what it professes to be - a suicide mission. At least it will very likely be for a couple of you. I only write those by request, so if you guys fancy it then let me know.
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I try and play Eraser as 'programmed' by the company, created for war world, unfortunate enough to be on Mort, so slightly mental and up for danger, but not utterly Gerald.

Whilst the armour was in the shop, is it okay to have had custom pain mr Pants?

Mainly a dark red, with blue shoulder/knee pads, and Eraser's Stormer Ident Barcode across the back in Blue?

100c for a 2 colour job.
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Re: SLA Industries: Cannibal Heart

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Yep, that's no problem.
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Well, I don't know about the rest of you lot, but I am turbo ready to start.
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We're waiting on the two new characters. Jock, Em, what's the beef?
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I think a finished business kitty has been sitting in drop box for some time. Jock, if you want a hand finishing your dude tonight, poke me :)
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Okay, well shall we start ruminating over the BPN? You aren't going to be leaving the city right now so that should give Jock chance to put the finishing touches in. Normally Haynes sends BPNs to Dirk, but if Roman doesn't have time at the moment he passes it on to whoever is close by (i.e. whoever replies first).
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Can I use my business skills to determine whether 300c is a good deal?
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Grimmie will pick it up.
Grimmie wrote:Hey Haynes.

Any information on this Kurt guy? I s'pose he has a pretty high SCL for them to send in a squad for extraction.
Grimmie will don business appropriate facepaints (do such things exist?) and contact the rest of the gang to let them know we've got a job.
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Re: SLA Industries: Cannibal Heart

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Yeah, it wouldn't come to Eraser, his SCL is too low to look at it properly, just be told where they are going.
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Haynes wrote:Don't know, but he must have some value to them. Might be worth checking out his records. Keep your eyes open on this one, pay attention. Chances are if they're sending you out there to get him he's more valuable to them than you are.
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Re: SLA Industries: Cannibal Heart

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The Shutting Downs wrote:Yeah, it wouldn't come to Eraser, his SCL is too low to look at it properly, just be told where they are going.
Yeah, that's a bit of a catch 22 when you have a range of SCL on the squad and want to keep it challenging. Speaking of which, I've forgotten to tell Em and Jock how much extra they get.

The mix of crappy Blue and Yellow BPNs at SCL10 yields an additional 8 XP and 500c, and then a mix of White, Red and Yellow to 9a bags them another 6XP and 500c. So that's 1000c and 14XP, but since they've been dragging their arses until this point they can take a month's cost of living off that cash total.

EDIT: Arse, forgot SCL10a. That's another 8XP and 500c.
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deject will look up this guy in the computarz:

Computer Use (4): 9, 4 + 4 = 17
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Re: SLA Industries: Cannibal Heart

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Very nice Grimme, business personified. And don't think of yourselves as expendable, just more expendable than this guy. SLA has a sliding scale of expendability.

Nice roll Deej, you get his file and the data within up to your clearance level. If you want more you can always try a little subterfuge...

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Kurt Conrad, SCL7A.9
Age: 28
Sex: M
Birthplace: Sector 022, Uptown, Mort City, Mort
Occupation: Operative, Business Finance Package
Graduation: 10 MAR 900SD

Current Squad: None
Previous Squads: 	
Tyne-E Terror (Freelance), 20 FEB 901 – 22 FEB 901
Copsun Robbaz (Freelance), 04 JAN 901 – 05 JAN 901
Back, Sack ‘n’ Crack (Freelance), 15 DEC 900 – 17 DEC 900
Happy Feet (Freelance), 30 NOV 900 – 30 NOV 900
Developed Aggression (Freelance), 11 NOV 900 – 13 NOV 900
Super Nashwan (Freelance), 03 NOV 900 – 04 NOV 900
First Amateur Camping Club, 10 MAR 900 – 15 OCT 900

Psychological Status: Requires Evaluation
Physical Status: Unknown
SCL Status: Suspended
Occupation Status: AWOL
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