Was a truly fucking awesome first/second bash. Massive thanks to all of you for being nice in your own special ways, big props to Mrs Jock for awesome bacon rolls on Sunday morning. Even the Irn Bru ride although I'll never go near the fucking thing again!!
Things that fucking rocked!!:
Me, Berk, Grim and Tezz chavving Romans car just by getting into it.
Pete crabbing along the road trying to diffuse a fart.
Pete walking in front of Miss Chav Piggies car after she didn't bother indicating till the very very last second.
Nattering about anything and everything outside the first pub.
Taking over the jukebox in the second pub and playing Metallica to Avril Lavigne and every other type of music in between.
After Berk plonked the local onto his arse he turned and asked if I was in a fighting mood, at which point ''Don't Stop Me now'' started playing.
Roman dropping Tezz onto the floor after performing a rocking solo on his guitar leg.
The cock shaped mural on the ceiling above the dance floor.
The tasty barmaid.
Upon entering the Chinese and having the waitress contemplate throwing us out before half of us had made it in.
£20 for whichever fucker nicks a fish.
Berk melting his fingers smooth after grabbing some red hot stuff.
Tandinos hood helping me steal a weird soup spoon thing.
Clapping every other fucker in the restaurant for anything.
Roman impersonating an extra from STALKER and blabbering on about having all the English women in a quite impressive russian accent as a load of chavs walked past.
That's all for now, will have to think of more silly things